Men are Like...

This right here... made my day! I didn't know similes could be hilarious. :)



1. Men are like 
Laxatives 
They irritate the crap out of you. 

2 
Men are like. 
Bananas 
The older they get, the less firm they are. 




3. Men are like 
Weather 
Nothing can be done to change 
them. 




4. 
Men are like 
Blenders 
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.. 




5. 
Men are like 
Chocolate Bars 
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right 
for your hips. 

6. Men are like 
Commercials 
You can't believe a word they say. 


7. 
Men are like 
Department Stores 
Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 



8. 
Men are like 
Government Bonds 
.... They take soooooooo long to mature.


9. 
Men are like 
Mascara 
They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 



10. 
Men are like 
Popcorn 
They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 


11. 
Men are like 
Snowstorms 
You never know when they're coming, how many 
inches you'll get or how long it will last. 


12. 
Men are like 
Lava Lamps 
Fun to look at, but not very bright. 



13.. 
Men are like 
Parking Spots 
All the good ones are taken, the rest are 
handicapped.